Wolford tights. Stockings. Nylons. Www.wolford.com. Buy them only on sale. Go to or call the boutique in Beverly Hills or go online. This morning a fashionable barista at I telligenstia wrote down “Wolford” as she took my latte order; the cashier also took note. A woman working the lunchtime shift at Blaze Pizza complimented my tights and I passed on the fashion tip. A customer inside, a man with a kind smile, stopped his work and complimented me as I walked by. Wolford, I am winning customers for you! It’s time you hired me as your spokesperson!

PS The stilettos are by Hugo Boss — Made In Italy.